hello. im zaul as you smartasses might have guessed from the big zaul above my blog pic. im all about greatness. i put avocado on everything including your mom. i like mushroom pizza. i listen to eminem in my room and grab my would be balls and mouth the lyrics to my dog while pretending to hold a microphone.
Everybody thinks I wash my hands after going to the bathroom. Which is... sometimes true, but I like to switch it up and be mysterious like that. i can seriously kick your ass in any mario game. i like to dance when no ones watching and when im drunk. and when im sober in my underwear when every one is watching... no actually i dont drink and i odnt smoke either and girls who do that are turn offs so just dont smoke/drink around zaul. one day im gonna own a mansion with a roller coaster inside and walking will be optional because the roller coaster will go all over the house. and then im gonna have mario there and a little oompa loompa and im gonna keep them in a box until i have guests over then ill just take them outside and put them in a cage. it'll be awsome. i get rate reviews.
"zaul is so cool i just want to put him in my cerial and eat him"--mario from mario games
"zaul is so sensational i wanna keep him in a box forever"--masterchief
"i sleep with zaul every night and hes amazing"-- chespir(zaul's dog)
"We are currently trying to clone a population of zaul because he's so great"-- The aliens from planet pluto
this is the official ZAULTHEGREAT's blog page. it was created because on my facebook page I denied everyone who I hadn't met in person. I followed the slogan "facebook, a place for friends" to heart, and only accepted, well... friends. But then I started thinking, that's not really fair for all the creepers, the weirdos, the stalkers, the myspace geeks, the fantasy nerds, the hobos, the bums that use myspace at the library, the rich bums that can afford an internet cafe, the wannabe models, the Nazis, the pro-lifers, the meatheads, the skinheads, the rednecks, the antichrists, the illegal aliens, the bands that will never make it, the bands that will make it, the child rapists, my mom, or people with down syndrome, is it? No, they should ALL have a chance to be my friend. Because I'm all about peace. And laughing out loud at girls with sideburns or mustaches. You can look forward to exciting blogs and event invitations to orgies and kkk rallies (just kidding black people) so here you go. ejoy. Tell all your friends they can now be my followers, and no longer fear rejection! *except for albinos*
fuckever is the new whatever and cute is the new hot and hot chicks with no personality are useless. im also a badass ninja. i skate and i'm a master at swith tricks but blows at stairs. ha ha. well so there...
enough with our overly-tired, undernourished gibberish. Just follow me!!!